By the show of hands who here have been in love before? I'm glad to see that its almost everyone. For those of you who raised their hands, men specifically, is there anyone in the room who is single? Then this advice is for you. Ladies; this speech is about us so sit back, relax and enjoy! :)
Mr. Chair person, fellow toastmasters and most welcome guests -- When Cupid shoots an arrow into a man's heart there are only two possible outcomes. His heart might be brocken into thousands of pieces, ending in a tragedy; or he mind end up with a happy face! A few months ago, a good friend of mine contacted me for advice via what I think is the most important invention of our times, Facebook; where your face meets everyone's faces on your face. Surprisingly he is having a love dilemma. "The female thinking for me is unpredictable" he said. "As in when I fall in love and I get rejected I have sleepless night and its hard for the heart." I felt his pain. As a good friend of mine, I sympathize with his agony. How I wish that I can make a love potion, give it to the girl he desires, one zip and then like magic boom! his problem disappears. But since I am not a witch; and i do not know how to make magic spells and incantations. All I can do is to give him some advice, because I myself belonged to a clan called women. So I asked him a very serious question. "Do you want me to give you some hot tips"? He agreed. I gave him 3 tips on how to create sparks, what to do during dates and a what a girl really wants. Hot tip #1 how to create sparks What I believe is the best way to create sparks is to make a woman feel cherished. For instance: Write. Write a classic love letter. Compose. Compose an original love song. Paint. Paint a portrait of her. If you can't paint, draw. Draw a picture of her. If you can't draw then, ask someone to draw her for you. Cook. Learn how to cook. Just like the saying the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach; one of the best ways to a woman's heart is through a delicious meal that she can taste and devour. What a delight it is for a woman to see his man cook and prepare her meals with tender love and care. Right girls? :) There are many ways actually. The whole point is to make her feel special. Hot tip #2 what to do during dates Spray... Spray some Axe cologne. Because 1st impressions lasts... Woman smells the scent. Gargle... Gargle with Listerine mouthwash. After you take a bath, make sure that you gargle. You do not want you to smell like something died in there. Dress to impress. Just like James bond; dress to kill. Dress for success! I'm not telling you to look like Brad Pit but you do not want to look like Beatle Juice either. And don't forget to make her laugh because a good sense of humor is like an energizer bunny. Her interest just keeps on going and going and going... Hot tip #3 What a girl really wants -- is a man who knows how to listen. On a date don't just chew your steak. Show your active listening by saying: "I see, I see what you mean or I understand". And if she is having a bad day say: "I hear you, Baby"! There you go, my three hot tips! Ladies from time to time, men will look at us with awe and delight because we are such wonderful creatures. When a man falls in love he will soon find out that she will rock his world. Gentlemen, for your heart not to be brocken and you end up being happy; just listen to my advice. Make her feel cherished, smell and look your best, make her laugh and show her that you really care. And soon that lady will be your girl and if she is your girl she will continue to be your girl. I was eagerly anticipating for my friends response, especially for his success story after following my advice. I received the most intense reply ever. "Ahh Michelle there is only one problem..." "What is the problem," I asked. "I just found out that she is a lesbian, and she already has a girlfriend." Mr. Chairperson.
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